I am a 34-year-old serial procrastinator (which is a wonderful trait for an author to have) who lives in middle Georgia. I own two cats named Sam and Diane who are ridiculous little creatures. I read IT by Stephen King when I was 11 years old, and that began a near-lifelong love of all things horror. I watch way too many movies and care more about professional wrestling than someone probably should. I’ve dabbled in singing and stand-up comedy. Too much Seinfeld as a kid made me a cynical adult, but I still try and see the good in life, even when life makes it hard.